what I have learned about retirement

I noticed that my parents and many other "elderly" people that I have known utilized pillboxes to organize their medications.  I always assumed that it was because of the effects of age on their memory and that they needed help remembering what they were supposed to be taking.

Well now I am retired and officially a senior citizen myself and I have learned the truth.  Those pillboxes are actually calendars for retired people.  Today must be Thursday.